Come and open up your folding chair next to me.

Hi, my name is Mattison. I enjoy being a teenager in the most ridiculous of ways.


I want a boyfriend
*talks to a boy*
Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries

(via thoroughlymodernmaddiestu)

Gerard Way’s message to the young women in the crowd. Fonda Theatre 10/14/14. (via sky3cifervalo)

(Source: spooky-sky3cifer, via bitter-babe)

The old white dudes that are in charge of everything are scared as fuck of YOU.


i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via ofpemberley)


Ben Folds Five - Thank You For Breaking My Heart

My jam forever



you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

it true

(Source: bluedogeyes, via ofpemberley)